Les Deux should have posted a "Slippery When Wet" sign on Friday night, what with all the real-ibrities swapping saliva and using large men as stripper poles.
And leading the sex pack was Lauren Conrad, who got her shimmy on with an unidentified muscle-bound man – a mere three feet from ex, Brody Jenner.
LC pranced into the club close to midnight, wearing a turquoise dress with her hair down in soft, delicate waves. She sat at a table with other reality TV show stars Frankie Delgado (from MTV’s Twenty-four-Seven) and Shaunte & Anthony (from MTV’s Maui Fever).
She whispered into Mr. Muscle's ears, smiling and dancing for him.
We’re not sure if the fella is LC’s new man or her new loofah sponge – she used every opportunity to rub up against him. Is man-meat good for the complexion? Jesse McCartney may have helped set the mood, having slithered his way to LC’s table where he made out with a woman who - creepster alert! - looked like she could be his twin sister!
Underager Hayden Panettierre and Stephen Colletti held their own tongue wrestling match while sitting at a corner table with another reality star, Dieter Schmitz (from MTV’s Laguna Beach) and Rumer Willis, who we think that, given her freaky family, should have her own reality show. Seriously. Ashton&Demi&Bruce dispensing sex-ed advice would make the Osbournes look like the Bradys.
Back to Les Deux. Eventually LC came to her senses – Mr. Muscle was wearing a newsboy cap with a shirt and tie, after all – and left the club at around 2 a.m. with platonic pal, Frankie.
Brody stayed longer, hanging out with a LOT of girls (including a USC blond) and recent Paris Hilton victim James Blunt. But we didn’t spot a single tongue slip into Mr. Jenner’s mouth the entire night.
Maybe Brody's saving himself for his big date later this week.
source:
usmagazine
14 Comments:
Happy to see Lauren out and about going on with her life with new friends.
She's got that sex tape reputation to uphold. HAha. Go Lauren!
Go Lauren. Lover her.
Go Lauren, love her.
Cute Picture. She is gorgeous.
Get down with your bad self Lauren. lol.
HOE.
^Oh no. You want Kristen's board dear. lol.
It's about time Lauren loosened up.
Have fun Lauren! :)
question for whoever keeps bringing up the "sex tape"- is it still a sex tape if there's no actual sex on it?
You go girl!! Love ya Lauren!
Was it Reality TV night at Les Deux? Glad Lauren was out having fun, but I'm laughing my ass off at her tablemates...
thata girl...make up for the lousy tape
^She's got nothing to make up. The tape didn't even exist. The whole issue didn't even scar her image, not even a little. If anything the majority of people stuck up for her. She's only going to keep going further.
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